Outdoorsy

Are men like this???
If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him,
If you don’t, he says you are proud,
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him,
If you DON’T, he says you are from KAMPUNG,
If you are ARGUE with him, he says you are STURBORN,
If you keep QUITE, he says you have no BRAINS,
If you SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he SMARTER than you, he is GREAT,
If you don’t love him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you love him, he will try to LEAVE you. (Very true? huh)
If you don’t make love with him, he says you don’t love him;
If you do!!! He says you are CHEAP,
If you don’t he says that you don’t TRUST him,
If you SCOLD him, YOU are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you,
If you BREAK his, he is FORCED to do so,
If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl. (YES...)
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMENT. (NO...)
If you do WELL in your exam, he says it’s LUCK,
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS,
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are to SENSITIVE & so hard to please!!!
If you send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…
But if you don’t them say you are selfish…

If being a friend means love,
Then I’ll give it to you,
If being a friend means happiness,
Then my friendship is true,
If being a friend means you,
Then I’ll be always at your side,
If being a friend means sharing,
Then you we’ll always be mine,
If being a friend means someone to talk to,
Then my ears are listening always,
If being a friend means depressing,
Then I’ll be your sun,
If being a friend means fun,
Then it’s true what everybody says,
If being a friend means shy,
Then I’ll be the brave one,
If being a friend means smile,
Then I’ll have it all the time,
If being a friend means friendship,
Then I want to be your friend,
If being a friend means loyalty,
Then I’ll always remain a friend.

1) If you can accept rejection and reject acceptance, then there is nothing you should afraid of attempting-GRANT ORMEROD-
2) Listen to your head but follow your heart-MARTINA NAVRATILOVA-
3) After you turn forty-years old, never trust anybody with a thirty-one- inch waist –BILLY COSBY-
4) Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some-CHARLES DICKENS-