As he was approaching the teller’s window at his bank’ a man tripped and careened forward. Fortunately, he caught himself before he fell. ‘Apparently, sir,’ the tellers said, ‘you came here to get your balance.’
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

This morning I read an article that said watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder. It also said that watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder.
Cross a librarian and a lawyer and what do you get? All the information you want, except you can’t understand it.


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